Sunday, June 29, 2008
LOL.
Stress Relief?
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Teacher: Michael,what is the chemical formula for water?
Michael: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: What are you Talking about?
Michael: Yesterday you said it was H to O.
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Teacher: Glen, Why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Because I'm a lot closer to the floor than you.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I'.
Millie: I is...
Teacher: No Millie,always say "I am".
Millie: Ok... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's, did you copy his?
Clyde: No teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: I hope you didn't look at Don's paper.
John: I hope you didn't either.
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Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on this test?
Son: Because of absence.
Mother: What? Were absent on that day?
Son: No, it was the boy sitting beside me.
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Teacher: In this box, I have a ten-foot snake......
Student: You cant fool me teacher, snakes do not have feet!
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Mother: Why on earth did you swalloe the money I gave you?
Son: Because you said it was lunch money.
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Teacher: If you had $1 and you asked your father for another, how much would you have?
Tom: $1
Teacher: (sadly) You don't know your arthmetic.
Tom: (sadly) You don't know my father.
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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered North America?
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree but also admitted it. Louie, do you know why his father didn punish him?
Louie: Because he still had the axe in his hand.
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Laffed you fill?
Now, GO BACK TO WORK!
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