Sunday, June 29, 2008
Hey Everyone! Please be reminded that there is newspaper collection every Friday starting this Friday 4th July. To get the Bronze Award, on the average, we have to collect at least 2.5cm perstudent, making it 2.5cm x 42=105cm for us. On the average each week we have to have at least 11.6666666....... but we have to have at least 30cm to make it "measurable", so you should able to get the point. So yeah, everyone try to bring at least a stack of newspaper.
Please don't go force yourself as it is not complusory. =)=D :DGisella:D :DYi Xian:D
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LOL.
Stress Relief?
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Teacher: Michael,what is the chemical formula for water?
Michael: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: What are you Talking about?
Michael: Yesterday you said it was H to O.
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Teacher: Glen, Why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Because I'm a lot closer to the floor than you.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I'.
Millie: I is...
Teacher: No Millie,always say "I am".
Millie: Ok... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's, did you copy his?
Clyde: No teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: I hope you didn't look at Don's paper.
John: I hope you didn't either.
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Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on this test?
Son: Because of absence.
Mother: What? Were absent on that day?
Son: No, it was the boy sitting beside me.
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Teacher: In this box, I have a ten-foot snake......
Student: You cant fool me teacher, snakes do not have feet!
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Mother: Why on earth did you swalloe the money I gave you?
Son: Because you said it was lunch money.
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Teacher: If you had $1 and you asked your father for another, how much would you have?
Tom: $1
Teacher: (sadly) You don't know your arthmetic.
Tom: (sadly) You don't know my father.
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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered North America?
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree but also admitted it. Louie, do you know why his father didn punish him?
Louie: Because he still had the axe in his hand.
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Laffed you fill?
Now, GO BACK TO WORK!
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